My friend came up with some alternative names for the Swine Flu:
1. Aporkalypse Now
2. The Other White Flu
3. The Great Snoutbreak of ‘09
4. Bacon Fever
5. Porky’s Revenge
6. The Baconic Plague
7. Hamademic
…very punny. I’m definitely going to refer to it as one of these now instead.